Favorite signs
Posted on Nov 9th, 2007
by
kicksave
On the Merrit Parkway here in Connecticut.
"Caution Depressed storm drains"
I guess they may end it all by jumping in front of your car.
At an assisted living facility in Monroe Ct.
Help Wanted
Nurse
Maintance.
It's probably two jobs, but if not, that could be a fun job.
On the lime green rental strollers at the Danbury Mall, on the stoage compartment under the seat
"Do not put child in bag"
At the Self Service Storage Facility in town:
Half off
first three months
we rent boxes
I wonder when is the first three months they'll be renting boxes.
"Caution Depressed storm drains"
I guess they may end it all by jumping in front of your car.
At an assisted living facility in Monroe Ct.
Help Wanted
Nurse
Maintance.
It's probably two jobs, but if not, that could be a fun job.
On the lime green rental strollers at the Danbury Mall, on the stoage compartment under the seat
"Do not put child in bag"
At the Self Service Storage Facility in town:
Half off
first three months
we rent boxes
I wonder when is the first three months they'll be renting boxes.

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Okay, so maybe I'm punchy, but I just laughed out loud when I read your blog… I laughed for two reasons 1) what you wrote is really funny - who writes that stuff anyway? Obviously, someone DOESN'T read it out loud… or share it with someone who proof-reads it and 2) that's EXACTLY how I think! LOL! I even say the words out loud sometimes… checking to see if it sounds ANY better out loud. Great job Gerry! I think the storage compartment sign should read “Do not put child in bag, although you may want to after shopping for any extended period of time with child in tow!” JUST KIDDING! ;-)